question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
