I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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