My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
