is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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