I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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