She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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