whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
