i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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