Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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