She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I touched a dick in church today
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
last night I used snow as a chaser
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