I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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