Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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