Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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