either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have post one night stand depression
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