Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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