Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I forgot how hot balto sounded
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
