i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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