jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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