Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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