he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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