I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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