Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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