U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Actions speak louder than pants.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
