he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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