i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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