remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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