Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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