I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
there was a trapeze. enough said
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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