Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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