I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You can make out without kissing
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Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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