well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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