She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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