one two three fourrrrnication!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
