some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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