4 words: hood of his car
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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