Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You can't motorboat a personality
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
