Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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