its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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