Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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