I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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