Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you guys were way drunker than both of me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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