he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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