Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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