big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
