her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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