Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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