The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
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