we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
this is an emotional support booty call
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
