Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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