Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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