what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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