the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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